I got a Sandisk USB key drive. In the root was an app called Club Sandisk. OK, I’ll bite. I opened it.
“How many fonts should we use?” “As many as can fit on the screen. People need to understand that this is a cool club!”
OK, I’ll wait for it to go through all kinds of authenticating, authorising, locating, etc… A terms screen came up. Sure, I agree to your terms. And then this screen came up (click to enlarge):
Are you freaking kidding me? The club sucks.